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Bacon Free Library

Slow Sickness

This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)

Watch your step. Watch your mouth.

Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed

Bong Recreation Area

Closed for Official Opening

Burningtown Fire District

Smile, You're on Radar!

Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better

Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”

HORSE MANURE PER PRE-PACKED BAG DO-IT-YOURSELF

Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day

Futura Drive – Dead End

Learn To Read and Speak English. Call Us Now.

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.

We treat you write.

The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!

The Frost Free Library