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Author: Sign
Bong Recreation Area
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I 94
Kenosha County Wisconsin
Slow Sickness
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On a neighborhood street in South Carolina
Watch your step. Watch your mouth.
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At entrance and exit of the I.R.S.
Entering Paradise, Glad You Made It
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In Paradise Michigan
Closed for Official Opening
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Near Victoria Station London
Push Push Push.
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On the door of the maternity ward
Smile, You're on Radar!
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Speed limit sign on Long Beach Island NJ
Learn To Read and Speak English. Call Us Now.
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On a subway in NYC
When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur
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At a church
Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”
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Restaurant business card in Decatur Texas
Used Beer Department
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Over a restaurant restroom
Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day
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On a Father’s Day store display
The Frost Free Library
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In New Hampshire
Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
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Translations
Sign in a Tokyo hotel
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
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In a Tokyo shop
Today's Special. [Below it says: So's tomorrow]
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At a hardware store in Oregon
We treat you write.
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In a bookstore
Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!
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At a store in Florida
Fulton County Disaster Coordinator
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On a government issue car
HORSE MANURE PER PRE-PACKED BAG DO-IT-YOURSELF
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At a farm
Futura Drive – Dead End
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