Author: Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie

That may disarray my intestines.

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This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!

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I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!

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My innards have all been disturbed by him.

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They teach in our Police stealthily record the talk of Stealthily people!

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Find the intruder. Capture him if he’s alive. If not, kill him.

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Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

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This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

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I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It’s fair.

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Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

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Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

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You ugly, you look like your twelve year old turtle.

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The fear I experienced then made me poop on my horse.

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I will kill you until you are dead from it!

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Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.

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Our spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.

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