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When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Fujieda coffee – The taste of the Japanese mother
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On a package of coffee in Japan
Religion Free DVD Player
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On store display in China
Soon Go Fatt
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Name of Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur
Pet Sweat
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On bottled water
Defecation Tea
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Brand of health tea in China
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
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Over a sink in the China
Painapple Candy
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In Japan
Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
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Sign in a German cafe
The demon moustache squid roast
The banana squid/egg squid roasts
The shrimp burns
The meatballs fries, every the wood
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At a restaurant in Thailand
Boys style little chickens.
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From a menu in Spain
Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe
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On an Athens restaurant menu
Thereto each participant taken circumspection and the carefulness the aquitable
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Sign in a children’s play park in Saudi Arabia
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Shocking
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A Japanese chewing gum
Michaelsoft Binbows
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A computer store in Japan
Microsoft Windows
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
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We have Engrish Menu
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Signs
At a Japanese restaurant
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
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On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle
The notebook having horizontal ruled line and being able to fold up is the best for arranging sentences.
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Creap Creamy Powder
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Japanese coffee creamer
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