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Be Aware of Invisibility
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Signs
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A road sign
In summertime, the arms that pass near my lit cigaret are bare. Tobacco, Mosquito, Sun.
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Please to bathe inside the tub.
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In a Japanese hotel room
Closer, Easier
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Signs
Above a urinal in China
Dram of a fairy princess A pleasant beauty life of a natural science – Clean of many common harmful things and dirty in as little as 10 seconds
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On hand cream
I love Dalmatian – only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing I must go to you stay a place
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On a ‘Dalmatian-spotted’ a gift bag in Japan
Mang Donalds
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Name of a burger restaurant
Don’t be greedy! It make you unhappiness.
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In Japan
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
Baby Piss
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Brand of baby wipes in Brazil
Hot dogs and AIDS – 2.50
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In a Chinese grocery store
Botanic Sweet Words – Remove Horniness in 1 Minute
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On a package of an edible product in South Africa
English well speaking
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From a Majorcan shop entrance
Slow Men at Work
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Sign in the Philippines
All Employees Must Wash Genitals
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Hebrew Orphan Asylum
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Printed on a jacket in Japan
Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
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Signs
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A store sign
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
Take me home, let’s make happy in your basket!
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On a Japanese bread wrapper
Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
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Printed on a shopping bag in Japan
No Trispassing. If You Trispass, You Will Be Biten By D?dog
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