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In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.
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All Employees Must Wash Genitals
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Welcome to try to eat
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On a buffet in China
Ejaculate Gang
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On a sign in China
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
Boys style little chickens.
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From a menu in Spain
Cat Wetty
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A brand of Japanese moistened hand towels
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
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On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
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Guests should announce abandonment of their rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival after the 16 o'clock at the departure will be billed as one more night.
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In a Sarajevo hotel
Be smile with How to English!
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Textbook at an English academy in South Korea
Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.
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In Japan
No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of a private school
To cross street push button at night.
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At an intersection
Fresh Herpes 95¢
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In a Japan grocery store
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
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At a Japanese restaurant
We have Engrish Menu
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At a Japanese restaurant
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
Loh Bak – Halogen Meat
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On a food display in Malaysia
Libido
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A brand of Chinese soda
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