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Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
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A restaurant sign in Malaysia
If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.
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In China
When crossing be careful of the footing sufficiently. Understand beforehand because the responsibility can not be assumed about the accident in case and so on.
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Mr. Zheng and his fellowworkers like to meet you and entertain you with their hostility and unique cooking techniques.
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On a Chinese menu
Out of Work
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On an out of order gum ball machine in a China
Break on the Desk Herb Lemon Tea
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Drink package in Japan
Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!
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In a restaurant in China
Dork Biscuit Stick $ 0.69/each
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In China
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
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In China
Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman
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On a billboard in Asia
STOP! Drive Sideways.
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A detour sign in Japan
In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.
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Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
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In an Italian hotel brochure
Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
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Tarts of the house.
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On a Madrid restaurant menu
Yu kee Food House
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
Dangerous! Don’t Screw Off!
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On a panel from a laptop
Thereto each participant taken circumspection and the carefulness the aquitable
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Sign in a children’s play park in Saudi Arabia
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