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Cuts Wind and Fast Run Do Not Try to Experience It?
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On a t-shirt in Tokyo
Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
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A store sign
Erection in Progress
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At a construction site in China
Break on the Desk Herb Lemon Tea
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Drink package in Japan
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Sign in a tailor's shop
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains, and other diseases.
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On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Please to bathe inside the tub.
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In a Japanese hotel room
Baby Maker
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Brand of Japanese CDs
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
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A caution sign in Japan
Slip carefully!
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Very Suspicious Supermarket
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Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
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Printed on a shopping bag in Japan
Teppan Yaki (Before Your Cooked Right Eyes)
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In a Japanese restaurant
Crundy
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A Japanese gourmet candy
Michaelsoft Binbows
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A computer store in Japan
Microsoft Windows
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Spider Person
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On bootleg Spiderman stickers
Foreign Guests are Requested Not to Pull Cock in Tub
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A water valve
In Japanese public bath
This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after Pissing or shitting.
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In China
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