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Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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Signs
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Beautiful Juice from the bodies.
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Sign in Japan
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
Stare in a coll dry place away from strong light & odours.
Instructions
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Sexchange Hotel
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In Australia
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman
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On a billboard in Asia
Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!
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On a clothing fitting room in China
Crundy
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A Japanese gourmet candy
Superglans
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A Netherlands car wax brand
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Signs
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Stop: Drive Sideways.
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Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
Wood beard meat
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On a Chinese menu
New Shirt Happyning! – Something is about to happy!
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
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Emergencies
Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
Church Bulletin
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Church Bulletins
A toilet paper brand
Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.
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Signs
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A sign at cathedral entrance in Cancun Mexico
On a menu in Beijing
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I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
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