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Attention! Is not there the thing left behind of the blacksheep?
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On the back of a toilet door in Japan
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
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A mass transportation sign in China
Here speeching American
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At Majorcan shop entrance
In summertime, the arms that pass near my lit cigaret are bare. Tobacco, Mosquito, Sun.
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Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
Keep Japan Green – Don’t Burn the Fire Chief
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Sign in a park
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
TOILET – One Place One Dream
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In China
Be Careful of Crashing Head
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Sign in a park in China
Hua Tian Hotel is among the few best foreign affairs hotels.
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From a hotel brochure in China
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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In a Leipzig elevator
Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.
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At a French swimming pool
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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On a hotel menu in Japan
Fook Yew
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Store name in Viet Nam
Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!
Beware of Pickpockets
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Near a church in the Philippines
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
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From a menu
St. Varentines’ Day
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Sign at a shop in Japan
Erection in Progress
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At a construction site in China
Fujieda coffee – The taste of the Japanese mother
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On a package of coffee in Japan
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