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Author: Translation Page 11
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
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In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
Parasite Pals. – Here is the girl with small friends of life present for always. Some irritation she finds with them, but much fun and love is to be shared! – Dig Dig Head Louse is a bossy friend. He is always working with building things. He lives on Holly's head and gives much itching.
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From a toy package found in Chinatown in San Francisco
Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe
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On an Athens restaurant menu
Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
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On the packaging of Japanese candy
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Over a German salad bar
The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand
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On a menu in China
PLEASE WASTE
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Over a trash can in Japan
Push button. Foam coming plenty. Big Noise. Finish.
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Sign in a laundry
Carefully Fall Into the River!
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A caution sign by a river in Japan
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh
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From menu in China
Burning politely, one by one, these cakes send deliciousness to you.
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On a pack of Japanese rice tea cakes
Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Resist Bacteria Hotel
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Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
New Shirt Happyning! – Something is about to happy!
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Have You Eat? – Eat For the Butter Growth – We Have Food * Solft Drinks Here
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Outside an Oriental market
95% LYCRA BUMBAC – 5% LYCRA – Hand wash – Do Not Bieach – Do NOt Waning – Low/ron – Do Not Tvmbie Dry
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On a clothing label
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
Slow Men at Work
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Sign in the Philippines
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