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Author: Translation Page 11
Get a Formidabl Nigth Life
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On a t-shirt
When crossing be careful of the footing sufficiently. Understand beforehand because the responsibility can not be assumed about the accident in case and so on.
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Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a hotel in Athens
Chicken anal sphincter stew
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On a menu in Korea
Erection in Progress
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At a construction site in China
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
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At a Budapest zoo
If You Are Stolen, Call the Police At Once.
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In China
Please Avoid Accidents Here
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A traffic sign in Karachi Pakistan
Irony Fire Extinguisher
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A sign in China
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
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At a Japanese restaurant
Take care to fall into water
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
Get Closer To Urinal For a Better Life
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In a men’s room in China
Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.
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At a French swimming pool
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
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A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
Special cocktails for women with nuts
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On a Chinese menu
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Over a German salad bar
Not Open To People Be Sloppily Dressed
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Appearance
Clothing
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In Shanghai China
Great looks. And brian, too.
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Part of iPod ad in Taiwan
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