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Author: Translation Page 12
Hotel Krak
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Hotel in Poland
Pedestrian under construction
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A construction sign
Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within
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In Australia
All Employees Must Wash Genitals
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Indonesian Nazi Goreng
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In Hong Kong
Live Lobster
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On package of frozen lobster in a Korean market
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Closed between merry christmas and a happy new year.
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Sign on a Pakistani grocery-store in Norway
Warning – No Swimming If your can’t swim
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Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. We hope you want to drop in. In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away.
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In the brochure of an Italian hotel in the Dolomites area
If you see a woman laboring, go to a hospital right away!
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n a health clinic in Chile
Having Fun Prohibited
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Sign in China
The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
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On the packaging of Japanese candy
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
USB 4 Port Hug
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Japanese computer “Hub”
Now Showing – The Carpenters
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Outside a construction site in the Philippines
Welcome Turist We Spik English
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English
Tourists
Shit down!
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Sign by a sofa in a furniture store in Japan
In Case of Emergency Brake This Wall to Escape
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In China
Fresh frozen chicken sold here
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Sign in the Philippine
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