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Author: Translation Page 12
Pond grass shrimp staying away from trouble
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On a menu in China
Pepelea's Meat Balls
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In a Romanian restaurant
Sliced Children with broccoli…
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On a menu in China
Do Not Walk the Grass
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On a lawn
Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
We could not judge which the matter of still in use should be disposed
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Sign left in room at a hotel in Japan
In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.
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Sorry For the Inconvenient
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Sign in the Philippines
Phouc Hing Market
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In Viet Nam
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
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A mass transportation sign in China
Experience is needed but not required.
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Philippine classified ad
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
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A restaurant sign in Malaysia
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Over a German salad bar
Garlic Coffee
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In a European restaurant
Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
Absolutely No Hoes of any Kind Allowed on the Practice Area
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In a gymnasium of some sort
We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
Get Closer To Urinal For a Better Life
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In a men’s room in China
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