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Author: Translation Page 12
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
Irony Fire Extinguisher
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A sign in China
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
Through years of experience, Doutor Danish is produced from the finest materials to create a happy time on tables.
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From a Japanese pastry package
The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand
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On a menu in China
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
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In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
Juicy & Purple
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Candy package in Korea
Caution! Please take care of the children while appreciating fish.
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Sign at a fishpond
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
Very Suspicious Supermarket
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Warning – No Swimming If your can’t swim
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When crossing be careful of the footing sufficiently. Understand beforehand because the responsibility can not be assumed about the accident in case and so on.
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Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them
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At a Chinese zoo
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Sign in a tailor's shop
Supper Glue
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Glue package in Thailand
Electricity Blower
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Sign for hair dryer in China
Fook Kit Transportation Co.
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In Viet Nam
Nail “Jesus”
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A nail salon in Japan
Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
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From a menu
The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish
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On a menu in China
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
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