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Author: Translation Page 13
WARNING: Keep out of children
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On a Korean kitchen knife
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
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In an East African newspaper
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
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In China
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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Food/Drink
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On a hotel menu in Japan
Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
Please do not bring solicitors into your room
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At a hotel in Thailand
Very Suspicious Supermarket
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It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
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Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
No Trispassing. If You Trispass, You Will Be Biten By D?dog
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[sic]
The notebook having horizontal ruled line and being able to fold up is the best for arranging sentences.
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If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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In a Japanese hotel
Fuk Tat
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A shop in Hong Kong
Hotel Fux
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Petal Attraction
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On a Philippine floral shop
French Creeps
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Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
Feman
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Sign over a women’s restroom
The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Stop: Drive Sideways.
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Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
Checkout – 10 Noon
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In Vietnam
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