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Author: Translation Page 15
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Non-Stick Pan – Wooden Handle – Flying Pan
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On a frying pan
PLEASE WASTE
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Over a trash can in Japan
Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Out of Work
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On an out of order gum ball machine in a China
Beward of Sharp Edge Open.
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On a Chinese bottle cap
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
Old adopted mother fillet
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On a menu in China
Dry Fried Ass Meat In Xiang Style
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Look! Our new baby is on our car!
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A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
Eat Me
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A restaurant name in India
Stop: Drive Sideways.
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Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
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“Facial and Body Remover”
Libido
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A brand of Chinese soda
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
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Please do not bring solicitors into your room
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At a hotel in Thailand
Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman
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On a billboard in Asia
Hot dogs and AIDS – 2.50
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In a Chinese grocery store
Pet Sweat
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On bottled water
The demon moustache squid roast
The banana squid/egg squid roasts
The shrimp burns
The meatballs fries, every the wood
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At a restaurant in Thailand
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