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Author: Translation Page 16
Enviro Mental Protection Area
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Signs
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Sweat & Sour Pork
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On a food package
In case of emergency, the lifeguard are under the seat in the center of the vessel.
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Sign on a ferry in San Juan harbor
Klimax
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On packaging for counterfeit Kleenex in Qatar
Expiration date: 2 years
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From the packaging of a Chinese brand of medicine.
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style)
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In a Europe restaurant
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Michaelsoft Binbows
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A computer store in Japan
Microsoft Windows
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Foreign Guests are Requested Not to Pull Cock in Tub
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A water valve
In Japanese public bath
No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of a private school
Welcome Turist We Spik English
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Communication
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English
Tourists
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Signs
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Great Wall Broadbang Network
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A ‘broadband‘ company in China
Pet Sweat
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On bottled water
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
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On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
Pork with fresh garbage
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In a Vietnamese restaurant
The free toilet paper – please treasure the use.
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On toilet paper dispenser in China
Pork with fresh garbage.
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From a menu in Vietnam
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