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Author: Translation Page 17
Please leave a pet outside.
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Signs
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At a restaurant
Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
The parsley explodes muscle
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Signs
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On a menu in China
Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.
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Signs
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In Japan
The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand
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On a menu in China
Clean Finger Nail
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Brand of Chinese tissues
NOKIA – connocting poopie
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In China
How to install the 3.5” hard dick drive
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Instructions on hard disk drive
Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman
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On a billboard in Asia
To cross street push button at night.
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Signs
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At an intersection
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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In a Rhodes tailor shop
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
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Ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
Body Bags
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Sign above fanny packs and handbags in Japan
You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.
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Sex
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Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
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In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
Fresh frozen chicken sold here
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Sign in the Philippine
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
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In a Bucharest hotel lobby
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
Beware of Oncoming Cares
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A road sign
Supper Glue
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Glue package in Thailand
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
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Signs
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A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
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