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Author: Translation Page 17
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On packaging for counterfeit Kleenex in Qatar
Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
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On the menu of a Swiss restaurant
Tarts of the house.
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On a Madrid restaurant menu
Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within
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In Australia
Be smile with How to English!
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Textbook at an English academy in South Korea
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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In a Leipzig elevator
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
Ejaculate Gang
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On a sign in China
If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Pedestrian under construction
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A construction sign
Please do not fire your smoker here!
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A no smoking sign
Carefully Fall Into the River!
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A caution sign by a river in Japan
I AM TRUCK CAP
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On a cap in Laos
Sweat from the trolley
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In a European restaurant
Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Fook Kit Transportation Co.
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In Viet Nam
The demon moustache squid roast
The banana squid/egg squid roasts
The shrimp burns
The meatballs fries, every the wood
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At a restaurant in Thailand
Special for deformed.
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At a wheelchair accessible restroom in China
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