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Author: Translation Page 18
Sliced Children with broccoli…
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Signs
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On a menu in China
Please do not fire your smoker here!
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A no smoking sign
The free toilet paper – please treasure the use.
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On toilet paper dispenser in China
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
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A restaurant sign in Malaysia
It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
Please do not bring solicitors into your room
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At a hotel in Thailand
Strawberry crap.
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From a menu in Japan
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
Intercourse Communication
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English textbook in China
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
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Autos
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Juicy & Purple
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Candy package in Korea
Betas vs. Leukemia
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On a cap in Korea
Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
Customers giving orders will be swiftly executed.
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In a Hong Kong tailor shop
Slip carefully!
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Look after and keepnig properties of implement in the room is: Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow, etc.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Roasting meat of our store has good meat with charcoal of Kishu. It hangs down, and it can eat.
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Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a shampoo bottle
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
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