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Author: Translation Page 19
Sweet Poo Soft
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From a dessert menu in Japan
Hebrew Orphan Asylum
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Printed on a jacket in Japan
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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I Agree With the Cosmetic Surgery
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On a t-shirt in Hong Kong
Dangerous! Don’t Screw Off!
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Label
On a panel from a laptop
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
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Sports
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On a basketball video game in Japan
Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.
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From a menu in Japan
Fat Ho Nursing Home
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Name of nursing home in Taiwan
This is natural deliciousness given from warm solar light and a rich field. Attach it to time of your wonderful tea. Please ear it on the tea time of afternoon.
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On the wrapper of a brand of tea cookies
Please Avoid Accidents Here
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A traffic sign in Karachi Pakistan
Cooking Mother Kit
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A Wii children’s game
Beautiful Juice from the bodies.
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Sign in Japan
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
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In a Chinese restaurant
Morning Scorn Set
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Box of scones in Japan
Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.
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From a toy package in Taiwan
Spider Person
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On bootleg Spiderman stickers
Take me home, let’s make happy in your basket!
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On a Japanese bread wrapper
Non-Stick Pan – Wooden Handle – Flying Pan
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On a frying pan
Customers giving orders will be swiftly executed.
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In a Hong Kong tailor shop
Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.
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Sign in a Tokyo taxi
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
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