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Hot dogs and AIDS – 2.50
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In a Chinese grocery store
Fresh Herpes 95¢
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In a Japan grocery store
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
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Autos
Signs
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Fook Kit Transportation Co.
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In Viet Nam
Soon Go Fatt
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Name of Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur
NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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Han Gummi Bears
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On a package of seeds in China
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
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Ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
Asian confusion cuisine
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Sign on an Asian restaurant
Super Ass Gyrosvv
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Menu in France
Dork Biscuit Stick $ 0.69/each
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In China
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Protect CircumStance begibn with me.
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On a trash receptacle
Beward of Sharp Edge Open.
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On a Chinese bottle cap
Members and Non-Members Only
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Outside a Mexico City disco
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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In a Rhodes tailor shop
Clean Finger Nail
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Brand of Chinese tissues
Friend proves our variety of pizzas prepared in firewood furnace… enters to the bottom..
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From Spanish on a pizza box
It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
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