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Children soup.
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From a menu in India
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
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In a Bangkok temple
Welcome Turist We Spik English
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English
Tourists
Clean Finger Nail
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Brand of Chinese tissues
Because the important activity, is gone on a sightseeing tour by you bring about forgiving inconveniently, please.
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A sign in a museum outside the forbidden city in Beijing
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
Lest in Peace
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Tattoo seen in Japan
Grossy Hair
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On a hair product ad
Ejaculate Gang
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On a sign in China
FLAVONO – Triple Combination Hi Tech chewing gum
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On a pack of gum
Special today – no ice cream.
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In a Swiss mountain inn
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
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Signs
A caution sign in Japan
No smoothen the lion
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Signs
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A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
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A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest
Fuk Tat
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A shop in Hong Kong
Protect CircumStance begibn with me.
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On a trash receptacle
USB 4 Port Hug
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Japanese computer “Hub”
Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
This product not tested on animals.
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On a New Zealand insect spray
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