Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Translation Page 2
Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.
Translation
Signs
Translations
From a toy package in Taiwan
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
Translation
Translations
On practical joke toy in China
Toes with butter and jam
Translation
Translations
On a restaurant menu in Bali
Please to bathe inside the tub.
Translation
Translations
In a Japanese hotel room
Be smile with How to English!
Translation
Translations
Textbook at an English academy in South Korea
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
Translation
Translations
On a trash can
To cross street push button at night.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At an intersection
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
Translation
Signs
Translations
No Urinate Zone • No Pis Zone – Camera Watching You
Translation
Translations
Outside a building in Latin America
Hua Tian Hotel is among the few best foreign affairs hotels.
Translation
Translations
From a hotel brochure in China
New Shirt Happyning! – Something is about to happy!
Translation
Translations
On a t-shirt in Japan
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
Translation
Translations
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Shit down!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign by a sofa in a furniture store in Japan
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
Translation
Translations
In a Rome hotel
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Translation
Translations
On the door of a Moscow hotel room
NOKIA – connocting poopie [sic]
Translation
Communication
Translations
In Case of Emergency Brake This Wall to Escape
Translation
Translations
In China
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.
Translation
Translations
A Spanish hotel ad
Fook Yew
Translation
Translations
Store name in Viet Nam
No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight – Healthy For Bady Yours One Choicel
Translation
Translations
?
On a manually operated squeeze flashlight in China
Dresses for street walking.
Translation
Translations
Outside a Paris dress shop
Page 2 of 24
« Previous
1
2
3
4
5
Next »
Last »