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Author: Translation Page 20
Very Suspicious Supermarket
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No Trispassing. If You Trispass, You Will Be Biten By D?dog
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[sic]
After Using the Hot Water, Please Back the Battle to There
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In China
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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Dork Biscuit Stick $ 0.69/each
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In China
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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In a Rhodes tailor shop
No smoothen the lion
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A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.
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Asian confusion cuisine
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Sign on an Asian restaurant
Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
Hebrew Orphan Asylum
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Printed on a jacket in Japan
I love Dalmatian – only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing I must go to you stay a place
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On a ‘Dalmatian-spotted’ a gift bag in Japan
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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Beward of Sharp Edge Open.
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On a Chinese bottle cap
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Sign in a tailor's shop
Special today – no ice cream.
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In a Swiss mountain inn
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
Method of Telling Love is Various
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Chicken anal sphincter stew
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On a menu in Korea
We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
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Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
Today Is Under Construction — Thank You For Understanding
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