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Author: Translation Page 20
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
Please get a punch at window.
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In a parking garage
Parking punch card
Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
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In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
Through years of experience, Doutor Danish is produced from the finest materials to create a happy time on tables.
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From a Japanese pastry package
The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
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In an Italian hotel brochure
Sliced Children with broccoli…
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On a menu in China
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
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To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
Please deposit your valuables in the management.
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A Chinese hotel instruction Card
Pet Sweat
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On bottled water
Slow Men at Work
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Sign in the Philippines
Painapple Candy
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In Japan
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
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Over a sink in the China
Swine
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A brand of Chinese chocolates
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
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Carefully Fall Into the River!
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A caution sign by a river in Japan
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