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Author: Translation Page 20
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Unclear Power Plant
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Sign in China
The Dream has Gradually Grown
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On a t-shirt
Intestines of crab.
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Description of a Dim sum plate on a menu in China
Members and Non-Members Only
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Outside a Mexico City disco
You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.
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Sex
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Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan
This is natural deliciousness given from warm solar light and a rich field. Attach it to time of your wonderful tea. Please ear it on the tea time of afternoon.
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On the wrapper of a brand of tea cookies
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Welcome Turist We Spik English
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Communication
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English
Tourists
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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Come Broil Yourself at Your own Table.
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On a “family style” restaurant in Hong Kong
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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Friend proves our variety of pizzas prepared in firewood furnace… enters to the bottom..
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From Spanish on a pizza box
How to install the 3.5” hard dick drive
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Instructions on hard disk drive
Special for deformed.
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At a wheelchair accessible restroom in China
Gluttonous – I am a sweet article size enthusiast. – Moppy
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On a t-shirt in Japan
To cross street push button at night.
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At an intersection
Juicy & Purple
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Candy package in Korea
Swim and Must Know At Sea
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Title of swimming safety rules in China
Peppers Love Small Cock
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On a menu in China
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
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