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Author: Translation Page 21
Swim and Must Know At Sea
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Signs
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Title of swimming safety rules in China
Michaelsoft Binbows
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A computer store in Japan
Microsoft Windows
Customers giving orders will be swiftly executed.
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In a Hong Kong tailor shop
STOP! Drive Sideways.
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Signs
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A detour sign in Japan
Sexchange Hotel
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In Australia
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house.
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Note at the bottom of the menu of a German restaurant
Attention! Is not there the thing left behind of the blacksheep?
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On the back of a toilet door in Japan
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
Not only quench our thirst through perspiration, but supplement vitamin C positively.
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On a vitamin drink label
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
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In a Chinese restaurant
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
Expiration date: 2 years
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From the packaging of a Chinese brand of medicine.
Don’t be greedy! It make you unhappiness.
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In Japan
Gluttonous – I am a sweet article size enthusiast. – Moppy
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Free people for sale
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In a store in China
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
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Ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
Hebrew Orphan Asylum
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Printed on a jacket in Japan
Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
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