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Author: Translation Page 22
Black coffee has great features which other coffees have never had: Non-sugar.
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From the packaging of a Japanese brand of coffee
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Come Broil Yourself at Your own Table.
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On a “family style” restaurant in Hong Kong
Typical Fast Food
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At a takeout restaurant in China
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Roasting meat of our store has good meat with charcoal of Kishu. It hangs down, and it can eat.
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Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!
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On a toothbrush package in a Tokyo hotel
Feman
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Signs
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Sign over a women’s restroom
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Have You Eat? – Eat For the Butter Growth – We Have Food * Solft Drinks Here
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Outside an Oriental market
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
Sweat & Sour Pork
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On a food package
NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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Boys style little chickens.
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From a menu in Spain
We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
Sliced Children with broccoli…
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On a menu in China
TAKE CARE! – Fall Into Water Carefully!
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Sign by a lake
Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.
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From a menu in India
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