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Author: Translation Page 22
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse
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In a Hong Kong restaurant
Zit
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A Greek soft drink
Wash your hands – Without flu pain.
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Signs
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In Japan
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
Church Bulletin
,
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Church Bulletins
A toilet paper brand
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
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Signs
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Over a sink in the China
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
Petal Attraction
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Signs
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On a Philippine floral shop
Happy Your Pocket!
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Signs
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A sign advertising a restaurant in Japan
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
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Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket
Shit down!
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Signs
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Sign by a sofa in a furniture store in Japan
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
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Signs
A caution sign in Japan
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
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A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!
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Instructions on a puzzle toy in Taiwan
Sliced Children with broccoli…
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On a menu in China
Pipi
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A Yugoslavian orangeade
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