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Author: Translation Page 23
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
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Signs
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At a zoo in Thailand
Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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Tea package in China
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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In a Rhodes tailor shop
Caution, butt head against the wall
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Signs
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TOILET – One Place One Dream
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In China
Feman
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Signs
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Sign over a women’s restroom
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
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Autos
Signs
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Spleen omelet, fisherman's crap soup, calf pluck, bowels
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On a Greek menu
Closer, Easier
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Signs
Above a urinal in China
Because the important activity, is gone on a sightseeing tour by you bring about forgiving inconveniently, please.
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A sign in a museum outside the forbidden city in Beijing
It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
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Ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
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Signs
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Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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Great Wall Broadbang Network
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A ‘broadband‘ company in China
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel
Hot Dog Buger
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On a picture of a type of burger in Korea
Pork with fresh garbage.
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From a menu in Vietnam
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
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Signs
A caution sign in Japan
Eat Me
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A restaurant name in India
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