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Swine
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A brand of Chinese chocolates
Hot Dog Buger
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On a picture of a type of burger in Korea
Fire Telephone
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On a fire extinguisher box in China
Sweat & Sour Pork
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On a food package
For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
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In a Hong Kong supermarket
Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh
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From menu in China
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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None ID, Nothing Entry
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Sign in the Philippines
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
Fuk Tat
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A shop in Hong Kong
The parsley explodes muscle
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On a menu in China
Fujieda coffee – The taste of the Japanese mother
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On a package of coffee in Japan
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Chocolate – We Used Enough Milk It. You Will Be Satisfined With The Plentiful Milk Taste.
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On a chocolate wrapper
Baltic Bitch Hotel
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Crundy
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A Japanese gourmet candy
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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