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Fook Kit Transportation Co.
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In Viet Nam
Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!
Beware of Pickpockets
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Near a church in the Philippines
Great Wall Broadbang Network
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A ‘broadband‘ company in China
Roasting meat of our store has good meat with charcoal of Kishu. It hangs down, and it can eat.
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Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
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At a Japanese restaurant
French Creeps
Sign
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In a Los Angeles restaurant
A French chick on a plater
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On a menu in Thailand
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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Pork with fresh garbage
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In a Vietnamese restaurant
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
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Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand
Chocolate – We Used Enough Milk It. You Will Be Satisfined With The Plentiful Milk Taste.
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On a chocolate wrapper
We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
Hot Dog Buger
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On a picture of a type of burger in Korea
Dri-fit is special – Warm wash with like colours – Do not use softeners or bleach – Line dry, Don’t tumble dry – If you don’t follow these instructions you will stink.
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Clothing label in Hong Kong
FLAVONO – Triple Combination Hi Tech chewing gum
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On a pack of gum
Dram of a fairy princess A pleasant beauty life of a natural science – Clean of many common harmful things and dirty in as little as 10 seconds
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On hand cream
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
The demon moustache squid roast
The banana squid/egg squid roasts
The shrimp burns
The meatballs fries, every the wood
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At a restaurant in Thailand
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
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In a Tokyo bar
I ♥ My Puppy
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Cat food in Japan
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
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In a Chinese restaurant
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