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Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
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Sign in a German cafe
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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Food/Drink
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On a hotel menu in Japan
When crossing be careful of the footing sufficiently. Understand beforehand because the responsibility can not be assumed about the accident in case and so on.
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Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
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A restaurant sign in Malaysia
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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In a Rhodes tailor shop
Caution! Please take care of the children while appreciating fish.
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Sign at a fishpond
Cuts Wind and Fast Run Do Not Try to Experience It?
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On a t-shirt in Tokyo
If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.
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In China
Fook Yew
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Store name in Viet Nam
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
Dry Fried Ass Meat In Xiang Style
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Beauty Saloon
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Numerous shops in Japan
Be Aware of Invisibility
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A road sign
Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!
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In a restaurant in China
HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding
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In China
Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
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On a menu in China
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Sign in a tailor's shop
Our Suggestion is Most Welcome
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In China
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
Valued Squirrel
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Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
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