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We could not judge which the matter of still in use should be disposed
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Sign left in room at a hotel in Japan
Swim and Must Know At Sea
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Title of swimming safety rules in China
St. Varentines’ Day
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Sign at a shop in Japan
WARNING: Keep out of children
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On a Korean kitchen knife
Here speeching American
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At Majorcan shop entrance
Hoilet
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Sign over toilet in China
Break on the Desk Herb Lemon Tea
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Drink package in Japan
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
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Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand
Wood beard meat
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On a Chinese menu
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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Food/Drink
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On a hotel menu in Japan
Strawberry crap
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In a Japanese restaurant
We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
Take me home, let’s make happy in your basket!
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On a Japanese bread wrapper
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
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A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
Fish & Ships
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On restaurant in the Far East
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
This product not tested on animals.
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On a New Zealand insect spray
Food Coat
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On a map of a “Food Court” in Japan mall
Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within
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In Australia
Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
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