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Garlic Coffee
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In a European restaurant
You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.
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Sex
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Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan
Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
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From a menu
Please leave a pet outside.
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At a restaurant
Chicken fish rabbit
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On a menu in China
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]
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In a Tokyo Hotel
Spleen omelet, fisherman's crap soup, calf pluck, bowels
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On a Greek menu
Eat Me
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A restaurant name in India
Please Throw Anything & Toilet Paper Into the Toilet Bowel
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In China
No smoothen the lion
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Signs
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A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Dri-fit is special – Warm wash with like colours – Do not use softeners or bleach – Line dry, Don’t tumble dry – If you don’t follow these instructions you will stink.
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Clothing label in Hong Kong
Hua Tian Hotel is among the few best foreign affairs hotels.
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From a hotel brochure in China
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
Beware of Oncoming Cares
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A road sign
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
Closer, Easier
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Signs
Above a urinal in China
Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman
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On a billboard in Asia
Gluttonous – I am a sweet article size enthusiast. – Moppy
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Protect CircumStance begibn with me.
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On a trash receptacle
What do happen!? – I want to eat cake – I like the cake and the butterfly
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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Food/Drink
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On a hotel menu in Japan
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