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Slow Men at Work
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Sign in the Philippines
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Be smile with How to English!
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Textbook at an English academy in South Korea
Michaelsoft Binbows
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A computer store in Japan
Microsoft Windows
Please do not bring solicitors into your room
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At a hotel in Thailand
Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
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Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a shampoo bottle
Dram of a fairy princess A pleasant beauty life of a natural science – Clean of many common harmful things and dirty in as little as 10 seconds
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On hand cream
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Cease Fire
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Sign over a fire extinguisher in India
Cash Recycling Machine
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Feman
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Sign over a women’s restroom
Please do not inside.
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Sign at a Korean museum
Come Broil Yourself at Your own Table.
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On a “family style” restaurant in Hong Kong
Guests should announce abandonment of their rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival after the 16 o'clock at the departure will be billed as one more night.
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In a Sarajevo hotel
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand
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On a menu in China
Baby Maker
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Brand of Japanese CDs
The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
To connect your computer to the internet lard line, please refer to the instruction booklet located in the desk.
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In a Japanese hotel room
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