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Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream
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In a China restaurant
Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.
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On a French restaurant menu
Yu kee Food House
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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Soon Go Fatt
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Name of Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
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Dork Biscuit Stick $ 0.69/each
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In China
Morning Scorn Set
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Box of scones in Japan
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
Be smile with How to English!
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Textbook at an English academy in South Korea
Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.
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From instructions on a Japanese medicine bottle.
Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Mole Restroom
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(Male) in China
The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish
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On a menu in China
Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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Tea package in China
Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding
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In China
Not only quench our thirst through perspiration, but supplement vitamin C positively.
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On a vitamin drink label
Libido
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A brand of Chinese soda
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