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If you see a woman laboring, go to a hospital right away!
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n a health clinic in Chile
If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.
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In China
Thereto each participant taken circumspection and the carefulness the aquitable
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Sign in a children’s play park in Saudi Arabia
Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.
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Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a hotel in Athens
Get a Formidabl Nigth Life
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On a t-shirt
Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!
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On a clothing fitting room in China
Fresh Herpes 95¢
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In a Japan grocery store
Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!
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In a restaurant in China
You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.
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Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan
Ejaculate Gang
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On a sign in China
Super Lusty
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Chinese battery brand
Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!
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On a toothbrush package in a Tokyo hotel
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
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A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
Please Do Not Feed the Fishes With Your Private
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Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
None ID, Nothing Entry
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Sign in the Philippines
Very Suspicious Supermarket
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Yu kee Food House
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
A drink’s too wet without one.
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On a package of dry tea biscuits
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