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Author: Translation Page 5
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
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In Mexico
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Feman
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Sign over a women’s restroom
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
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Ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Invisible service is available for your rest not being disturbed.
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In a hotel in China
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a hotel in Athens
Grilled Chicken Ass
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Food/Drink
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On a food package in China
This product not tested on animals.
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On a New Zealand insect spray
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
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When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
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In China
Hotel Fux
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It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
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In a Bangkok temple
Weed bread…
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From a menu in Bolivia
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Fried friendship
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In a Nepalese restaurant
Non-Stick Pan – Wooden Handle – Flying Pan
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On a frying pan
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