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Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
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From the Soviet Weekly
Club The Kids
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Name of a children’s camp
Hello! I am here, Please
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At a tourist spot in China
Nail “Jesus”
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A nail salon in Japan
Thereto each participant taken circumspection and the carefulness the aquitable
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Sign in a children’s play park in Saudi Arabia
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
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In a Tokyo shop
Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within
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In Australia
Hua Tian Hotel is among the few best foreign affairs hotels.
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From a hotel brochure in China
Super Ass Gyrosvv
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Menu in France
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
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In a Taiwan cafeteria
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
Please do not fire your smoker here!
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A no smoking sign
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Come Broil Yourself at Your own Table.
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On a “family style” restaurant in Hong Kong
Do Not Walk the Grass
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On a lawn
Stop: Drive Sideways.
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Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
Kolic
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Japanese mineral water
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