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The parsley explodes muscle
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Signs
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On a menu in China
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a shampoo bottle
Roasting meat of our store has good meat with charcoal of Kishu. It hangs down, and it can eat.
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The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
No smoothen the lion
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Signs
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A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
Small fish f**ks
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On a menu in China
Sweat & Sour Pork
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On a food package
Hotel High Up
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Name of a high-rise hotel in Japan
How to install the 3.5” hard dick drive
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Instructions on hard disk drive
Kolic
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Japanese mineral water
Welcome Turist We Spik English
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Communication
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English
Tourists
Pet Sweat
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On bottled water
Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
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In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
Not Open To People Be Sloppily Dressed
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Appearance
Clothing
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In Shanghai China
You'll enjoy one of the biggets emotions of this life. And the facilities Camp. Guides as natives, all experts, will bring you trough troubles waters, just where a few have made it. Be you one of them. Meals in open fire never taste so goo.
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From a Venezuelan travel brochure
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
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Signs
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Over a sink in the China
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
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