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Author: Translation Page 6
Having Fun Prohibited
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Signs
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Sign in China
Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
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In a French hotel
Fook Kit Transportation Co.
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In Viet Nam
TAKE CARE! – Fall Into Water Carefully!
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Sign by a lake
Hotel Fux
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Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.
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From instructions on a Japanese medicine bottle.
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
Cold Hot Drinks
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Sign outside store
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos
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In a Cairo restaurant
Chocolate – We Used Enough Milk It. You Will Be Satisfined With The Plentiful Milk Taste.
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On a chocolate wrapper
Choking Hazard – small Farts not for children under 3 years.
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Warning label
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Enviro Mental Protection Area
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Signs
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Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
Sweat & Sour Pork
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On a food package
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
Happiness is getting past pasta joke.
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Yu kee Food House
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Signs
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
Betas vs. Leukemia
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On a cap in Korea
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
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