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Author: Translation Page 6
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house.
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Note at the bottom of the menu of a German restaurant
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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In a Rhodes tailor shop
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
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Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
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In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
Pedestrian under construction
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A construction sign
You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.
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Sex
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Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan
Polio
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A Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
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Sign in China
Living Ehglish Language
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English instruction book in Korea
Professional 1400 Watts Hairdriver
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On a hairdryer manual
Please deposit your valuables in the management.
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A Chinese hotel instruction Card
Nail “Jesus”
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A nail salon in Japan
A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Don’t be greedy! It make you unhappiness.
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In Japan
Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
Shocking
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A Japanese chewing gum
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
St. Varentines’ Day
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Sign at a shop in Japan
Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
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