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Author: Translation Page 6
Non customer Never Trash. Only Trash People Trash With No order & We call them Trash
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Sign above trash can in a Asian restaurant
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
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Irony Fire Extinguisher
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A sign in China
French Creeps
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In a Los Angeles restaurant
Indonesian Nazi Goreng
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In Hong Kong
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse
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In a Hong Kong restaurant
If you see a woman laboring, go to a hospital right away!
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n a health clinic in Chile
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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Special cocktails for women with nuts
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On a Chinese menu
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Members and Non-Members Only
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Outside a Mexico City disco
Please Open the Door Hardly
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In China
Pipi
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A Yugoslavian orangeade
Look after the hygiene in the room is like: Rubbish, Paper, Shell of fruit must put into the rubbish bin
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.
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From a menu in Japan
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
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In a Bangkok temple
Religion Free DVD Player
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On store display in China
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
Apple Stoer
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On an Apple Store ripoff in China
Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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Tea package in China
Baltic Bitch Hotel
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