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Author: Translation Page 7
Have You Eat? – Eat For the Butter Growth – We Have Food * Solft Drinks Here
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Outside an Oriental market
Professional 1400 Watts Hairdriver
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On a hairdryer manual
To cross street push button at night.
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At an intersection
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.
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From a menu in Japan
This product not tested on animals.
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On a New Zealand insect spray
Get a Formidabl Nigth Life
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On a t-shirt
Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
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On a menu in China
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
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In a French hotel
Do Not Walk the Grass
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On a lawn
Happiness is getting past pasta joke.
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Please leave a pet outside.
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At a restaurant
Weed bread…
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From a menu in Bolivia
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
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Emergencies
Enviro Mental Protection Area
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Signs
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Hebrew Orphan Asylum
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Printed on a jacket in Japan
I AM TRUCK CAP
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On a cap in Laos
Not Open To People Be Sloppily Dressed
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Appearance
Clothing
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In Shanghai China
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
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Printed on a shopping bag in Japan
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