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Author: Translation Page 7
Clean Finger Nail
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Brand of Chinese tissues
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
Fried friendship
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In a Nepalese restaurant
On a menu in Beijing
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Please Open the Door Hardly
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In China
Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.
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At a French swimming pool
Thereto each participant taken circumspection and the carefulness the aquitable
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Sign in a children’s play park in Saudi Arabia
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
A drink’s too wet without one.
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On a package of dry tea biscuits
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
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Ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
Please get a punch at window.
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In a parking garage
Parking punch card
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
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In Mexico
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Yu kee Food House
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
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Signs
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Sign in China
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
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Signs
Sports
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On a basketball video game in Japan
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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Signs
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Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
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