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Author: Translation Page 8
Grilled Chicken Ass
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Food/Drink
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On a food package in China
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
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Ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
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Signs
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Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a Taiwanese shampoo
Welcome Turist We Spik English
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Communication
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English
Tourists
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Duanshu Washing-Liquid Can quickly enter the private parts skin the inside the exoenzyme, and kill the fungi, bacteria.
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On a product in a Chinese hotel room
French Creeps
Sign
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Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
Fook Yew
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Store name in Viet Nam
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
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Signs
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Emergencies
J. Quick & Hard. Co.
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Company name
Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
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Printed on a shopping bag in Japan
Please Avoid Accidents Here
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A traffic sign in Karachi Pakistan
Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Signs
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Over a German salad bar
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Signs
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
Fresh Herpes 95¢
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In a Japan grocery store
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
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Signs
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At a Budapest zoo
NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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