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Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Signs
Translations
Sign by some plantings in Montreal
STOP! Drive Sideways.
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Signs
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A detour sign in Japan
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Grilled Chicken Ass
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Food/Drink
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On a food package in China
Stop: Drive Sideways.
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Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.
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In China
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
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Signs
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Free people for sale
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In a store in China
Electricity Blower
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Sign for hair dryer in China
We could not judge which the matter of still in use should be disposed
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Sign left in room at a hotel in Japan
English well talking.
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From a Morrocan shop entrance
This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
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In an Italian hotel brochure
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
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On the menu of a Swiss restaurant
Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
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Signs
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In a Taiwan cafeteria
Friend proves our variety of pizzas prepared in firewood furnace… enters to the bottom..
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From Spanish on a pizza box
Dork Bowels
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Sign Over a food display in Chinese grocery store
Wrong Design
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Large sign on a building in Hong Kong
Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
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Sign in a German cafe
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream
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In a China restaurant
French Creeps
Sign
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Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
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