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The Resistance of Piles to Penetration
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Book Titles
Health
Piles
Living from hand to mouth like the birds of the air
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Mixed metaphors
Who Walks In When I Walk Out?
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Miscellaneous
Written by Al Goodhart / Ralph Freed / Al Hoffman
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
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Mixed metaphors
Necessity
Nashville Rash
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Song Titles
Written by Kenneth Dale Watson
A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain.
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Appearance
People
Face
Of W. H. Auden
I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.
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Colemanballs
Hold On To Your Men ‘Cause She’s Single Again
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Song Titles
Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself
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Song Titles
f Today Was A Fish, I’d Throw It Back In
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Song Titles
He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.
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Mixed metaphors
I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.
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Mixed metaphors
Things are different when you have fifteen people on your plate.
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Mixed metaphors
You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy
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Song Titles
Written by Herb Coleman & Robert Morrison
Legendary Chicken Fairy
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Song Titles
Written by Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
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Song Titles
Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
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Song Titles
Written by Hank Thompson & S. Nathan
We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.
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Mixed metaphors
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"
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Song Titles
It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.
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Mixed metaphors
Decisions
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