Author: Unknown

I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence

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I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

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Cupid's Trash Truck

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I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Mixed metaphors

Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs

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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Drinkin’ Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)

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Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

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I don't want that monkey around my neck.

Mixed metaphors

I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.

Mixed metaphors

The early bird gets the wormy apple.

Mixed metaphors

He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.

Mixed metaphors

He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk

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He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Boxing Sports

Old Flames Can’t Hold a Candle To You

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Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Hockey Sports

You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD

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I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving

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I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

You can't pull the wool out from under my nose!

Mixed metaphors

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

Mixed metaphors