Author: Unknown

Whoever put the letter ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back.

Communication Language

Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most

Song Titles

I can see the light at the end of the rainbow.

Mixed metaphors

We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

Mixed metaphors

Here's Louie with the Sports

Song Titles

She’s come out of this one looking like a rose.

Mixed metaphors

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!

Mixed metaphors

Why Can't Johnny Bowl?

Song Titles

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

Mixed metaphors

Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

North End of a Southbound Mule

Song Titles

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

The early bird gets the wormy apple.

Mixed metaphors

I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

Mixed metaphors

Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.

Mixed metaphors

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.

Golf Occupations Sports Work

I'm Sorry the Bridge Is Out, You'll Have to Spend the Night

Song Titles

Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, they are cruising into the semi-final.

Mixed metaphors

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. 

Hockey Sports