Author: Unknown

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

Song Titles

Nothing lasts as long as a suit you don’t like.

Appearance Clothing

We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

Mixed metaphors

Just to throw some evidence on the fire.

Mixed metaphors

Cow Cow Strut

Song Titles

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

Song Titles

I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

… the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire… these generally go for six hundred thousand.

Money Places

… her last day as an eagle… flying off to greener pastures…

Mixed metaphors

Cow Cow Blues

Song Titles

Put that in your hat and smoke it.

Mixed metaphors

K-Mart Blue Light Special

Song Titles

She’s come out of this one looking like a rose.

Mixed metaphors

I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.

Colemanballs

I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love

Song Titles

Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

Book Titles

I can read him like an open can of worms.

Mixed metaphors

I'm no Monday morning shortstop.

Mixed metaphors

… the Holy Land of Israel – a mecca for tourists.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon

Song Titles

I've got an ace up my nose.

Mixed metaphors