Author: Unknown

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

Mixed metaphors

The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

Mixed metaphors

I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.

Mixed metaphors

I can read him like an open can of worms.

Mixed metaphors

You Done My Brain In

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Where do you draw the line? … Everything has to have been drawn originally.

Mixed metaphors

Skillet Full of Crisco

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I Can’t Forget Old What’s Her Name

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If You Can’t Be Good, Be Bad With Me

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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

Mixed metaphors

If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

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I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

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We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

Mixed metaphors

Things are different when you have fifteen people on your plate.

Mixed metaphors

I've got an ace up my nose.

Mixed metaphors

I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It’d Strain Our Love

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I didn't have two minutes to rub together.

Mixed metaphors

Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.

Colemanballs

Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

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I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me

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