Author: Unknown

The Resistance of Piles to Penetration

Living from hand to mouth like the birds of the air

Who Walks In When I Walk Out?

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

Nashville Rash

A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.

Hold On To Your Men ‘Cause She’s Single Again

Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself

f Today Was A Fish, I’d Throw It Back In

He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Things are different when you have fifteen people on your plate.

You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

Legendary Chicken Fairy

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"

It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.