Author: Unknown

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

Mixed metaphors

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Mixed metaphors

I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Mixed metaphors

Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs

Song Titles

If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

Song Titles

He’s not the sharpest marble in the drawer.

Mixed metaphors

The Resistance of Piles to Penetration

Book Titles Health

Changes that will ignite our engines of growth

Mixed metaphors

Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time

You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD

Song Titles

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really

Colemanballs

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.

Golf Occupations Sports Work

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

Song Titles

We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.

Mixed metaphors

Black Eyed Susan Brown

Song Titles

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

Mixed metaphors

Have Some Madeira, M’Dear

Song Titles

‘I am’ is the shortest sentence in the English Language; ‘I do’ is the longest.

Marriage

… the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire… these generally go for six hundred thousand.

Money Places