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North End of a Southbound Mule

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They counted the votes until the cows had literally gone to sleep.

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I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

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That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

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Put that in your hat and smoke it.

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Players' names should be entered in numeric order.

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Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

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I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left

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I Don’t Care If It Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of My Car

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I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.

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I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

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I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It’d Strain Our Love

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Rugby League is war without the frills.

Conflict Sports

We want to brand the Renaissance name to the eyeballs in the chairs.

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We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

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Singing in the Bathtub

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If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)

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I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few

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I’ll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him

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They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.

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There are things that will really sink home with you.

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