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That's the one that really swayed me over.

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I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

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Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

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If you can't cut the cheese you're out of here!

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Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself

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I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving

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K-Mart Blue Light Special

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I didn't have two minutes to rub together.

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No use beating him over the head with a dead horse.

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Like a chicken with its hat off.

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Her parents got married out of wedlock.

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And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.

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Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

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Just to throw some evidence on the fire.

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Thanks To The Cathouse, I’m In The Doghouse With You

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I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.

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Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

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I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

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All I Want From You is Away

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…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.

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