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Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most
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Song Titles
Written by Shel Silverstein
I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.
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Mixed metaphors
I Don’t Do Floors
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Song Titles
Written by Don Cook & Charles Victor Rains
It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me
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Song Titles
Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself
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Song Titles
The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."
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Government
Politics
Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.
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Hockey
Sports
Dentists
He’s not the sharpest marble in the drawer.
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Mixed metaphors
She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer.
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Song Titles
If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me
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Song Titles
He can squeeze money out of a turnip.
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Mixed metaphors
I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.
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Mixed metaphors
I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.
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Mixed metaphors
Fishing
Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike
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Book Titles
Legendary Chicken Fairy
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Song Titles
Written by Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!
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Song Titles
Written by Mike Rayburn
This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.
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Mixed metaphors
On a water fountain
Why Can't Johnny Bowl?
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really
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Colemanballs
I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon
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Song Titles
(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now
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Song Titles
Written by Ann J. Morton
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