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Author: Unknown Page 10
Our methodology isn't cast in stone.
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Mixed metaphors
I could see you itching at the bit.
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Mixed metaphors
Anxious
The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.
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Mixed metaphors
Mountain climbing
It Took A Helluva Man To Take My Anne, But It Sure Didn’t Take Him Long
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Song Titles
You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
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Song Titles
It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.
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Mixed metaphors
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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Marriage
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Things are different when you have fifteen people on your plate.
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Mixed metaphors
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
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Mixed metaphors
Necessity
I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.
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Mixed metaphors
I thought it might be a good idea for you to check base with him.
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Mixed metaphors
How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?
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I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You
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Song Titles
You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
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Song Titles
Written by Lloyd George & Rollin Sullivan
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
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Song Titles
Just then, the fickle finger of fate reared its ugly head.
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Mixed metaphors
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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Communication
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There's been a lot of spilt milk under the bridge.
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Mixed metaphors
The Resistance of Piles to Penetration
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Piles
He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.
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Boxing
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On Muhammad Ali still fighting at the age of 39
Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.
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