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Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

I Don’t Do Floors

It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me

Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself

The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

He’s not the sharpest marble in the drawer.

She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer.

If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

He can squeeze money out of a turnip.

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

Legendary Chicken Fairy

You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!

This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

Why Can't Johnny Bowl?

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really

I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon

(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now