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We just keep getting the tail end of the stick.

Mixed metaphors

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

Fellow Fags

Book Titles

Hold On To Your Men ‘Cause She’s Single Again

Song Titles

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Mixed metaphors

Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.

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Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?

Song Titles

I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.

Colemanballs

There are things that will really sink home with you.

Mixed metaphors

Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

Definitions Places

Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, they are cruising into the semi-final.

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You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

Song Titles

He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.

Hockey Sports

Get in the boat and swim or get out.

Mixed metaphors

That's using your head for something besides a footstool.

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While we are ingesting the author's valuable insights, we may also be swallowing his blind spots.

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I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

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No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors