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In about six months I'll be knocking on your shoulder.

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I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

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Don't take any wooden Indians.

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(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

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Party at the Prune Farm

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Throw the spaghetti onto the ceiling to see what sticks.

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I've got an ace up my nose.

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It Took A Helluva Man To Take My Anne, But It Sure Didn’t Take Him Long

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I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving

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We just keep getting the tail end of the stick.

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If you can't cut the cheese you're out of here!

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Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.

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It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me

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You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven

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There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.

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I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

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I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few

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I Don’t Care If It Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of My Car

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Legendary Chicken Fairy

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I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse

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I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It’d Strain Our Love

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