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I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love

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Lightbulb Hat

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I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

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I didn't have two minutes to rub together.

Mixed metaphors

I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

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When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.

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He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Boxing Sports

Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.

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If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most

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Cow Cow Strut

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Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

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I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

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I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

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I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

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I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

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And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

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You Done My Brain In

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I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me

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I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.

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