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Author: Unknown Page 11
I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.
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Mixed metaphors
Changes that will ignite our engines of growth
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Mixed metaphors
I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving
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Song Titles
I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
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Song Titles
Written by Byron Gallimore / Don Pfrimmer / William Shore
He'll argue until the cat turns blue.
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Mixed metaphors
There's a silver lining in all that red ink.
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Mixed metaphors
I'm tired of being a pawn in your game of checkers!
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Mixed metaphors
I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence
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Song Titles
Written by Al Goodhart / Ed G. Nelson / Harry Pease
Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket
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Song Titles
Written by Daniel Hogan / Gladys & Ronny Scaife
You can't pull the wool out from under my nose!
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Mixed metaphors
You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy
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Song Titles
Written by Herb Coleman & Robert Morrison
I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
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Song Titles
He’s not the sharpest marble in the drawer.
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Mixed metaphors
We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.
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Mixed metaphors
Pardon Me, I’ve Been Pardoned
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Song Titles
Written by Michael Manuel
Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most
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Song Titles
Written by Shel Silverstein
This is the piece of the puzzle that allows you to paint in the rest of the pie.
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Mixed metaphors
Like a chicken with its hat off.
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Mixed metaphors
Hold On To Your Men ‘Cause She’s Single Again
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Song Titles
Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.
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Colemanballs
I've got an ace up my nose.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
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