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Hold On To Your Men ‘Cause She’s Single Again

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Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.

Mixed metaphors

Heart, We Did All We Could

Miscellaneous

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. 

Hockey Sports

I wanted to come out of the chute on the right foot.

Mixed metaphors

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"

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I Don’t Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy

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I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Mixed metaphors

We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

Mixed metaphors

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

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How would I feel if I were sitting in your shoes?

Mixed metaphors

I've got an ace up my nose.

Mixed metaphors

Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most

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I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.

Mixed metaphors

If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

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I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Mixed metaphors

I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence

Song Titles

If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!

Mixed metaphors

It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me

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You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

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A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay