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He’s not the sharpest marble in the drawer.

Mixed metaphors

I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

Colemanballs

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage

‘I am’ is the shortest sentence in the English Language; ‘I do’ is the longest.

Marriage

Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

Mixed metaphors

Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me

Song Titles

Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.

Mixed metaphors

Dick, Dick What Did You Lick?

Book Titles

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

Song Titles

We just keep getting the tail end of the stick.

Mixed metaphors

You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!

Song Titles

Have Some Madeira, M’Dear

Song Titles

I was the mother hen to all these little ducks.

Mixed metaphors

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

Things are different when you have fifteen people on your plate.

Mixed metaphors

If you don't wear your seat belt, you're just a missile waiting to happen.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon

Song Titles

Cupid's Trash Truck

Song Titles

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Misspokements

Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.

Mixed metaphors