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I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse

Song Titles

You weigh up the pros and cons and try to put them into chronological order.

Miscellaneous

I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Mixed metaphors

I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!

Mixed metaphors

I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

Song Titles

I could beat him with my eyes tied behind my back.

Mixed metaphors

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"

Song Titles

That's using your head for something besides a footstool.

Mixed metaphors

Warm Beer And Cold Kisses

Song Titles

I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It’d Strain Our Love

Song Titles

I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left

Song Titles

You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play

Song Titles

We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

Mixed metaphors

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Boxing Sports

Cow Cow Blues

Song Titles

The deal fell through, so they're back to ground zero.

Mixed metaphors

A true gentleman is a man who may know how to play the bagpipes – but doesn’t.

Definitions

No use beating him over the head with a dead horse.

Misspokements

I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

Mixed metaphors

There's been a lot of spilt milk under the bridge.

Mixed metaphors