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I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back

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I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon

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You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

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I don't want that monkey around my neck.

Mixed metaphors

Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

Mixed metaphors

I Can’t Forget Old What’s Her Name

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Can’t you read the handwriting in the wind?

Mixed metaphors

Loose lips sink like a rock.

Mixed metaphors

I wanted to come out of the chute on the right foot.

Mixed metaphors

If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

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Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer

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Cow Cow Strut

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I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

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I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence

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We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

Mixed metaphors

Daughter: A person who Dad likes because she reminds him why he married his wife, and who Mom is afraid of because she reminds her of why her husband married her.

Definitions Family

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

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That's the one that really swayed me over.

Mixed metaphors

Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time

Dick, Dick What Did You Lick?

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I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Mixed metaphors