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Can’t you read the handwriting in the wind?

Mixed metaphors

Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most

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I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Mixed metaphors

Old Flames Can’t Hold a Candle To You

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Put that in your hat and smoke it.

Mixed metaphors

Occasional Wife

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That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

Mixed metaphors

Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

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Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.

Colemanballs

He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.

Mixed metaphors

C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

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All I Want From You is Away

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The Resistance of Piles to Penetration

Book Titles Health

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

I’ll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him

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I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.

Mixed metaphors

We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

Mixed metaphors

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

Mixed metaphors

Her parents got married out of wedlock.

Mixed metaphors

When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey

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