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‘I am’ is the shortest sentence in the English Language; ‘I do’ is the longest.

Marriage

This is the piece of the puzzle that allows you to paint in the rest of the pie.

Mixed metaphors

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

Situations Things

Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.

Mixed metaphors

Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most

Song Titles

I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love

Song Titles

We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

Mixed metaphors

I could see you itching at the bit.

Mixed metaphors

I Don’t Care If It Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of My Car

Song Titles

Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

Song Titles

Our methodology isn't cast in stone.

Mixed metaphors

The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

Mixed metaphors

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

Song Titles

Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time

If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

Song Titles

The early bird gets the wormy apple.

Mixed metaphors

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Mixed metaphors

I can read him like an open can of worms.

Mixed metaphors

I was the mother hen to all these little ducks.

Mixed metaphors

I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.

Mixed metaphors