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Author: Unknown Page 13
He'll argue until the cat turns blue.
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Mixed metaphors
Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.
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Mixed metaphors
I could hear the handwriting on the wall.
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Mixed metaphors
I was so excited my heart about fell out of my stomach!
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Mixed metaphors
I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back
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Song Titles
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town
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Song Titles
I Don’t Do Floors
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Song Titles
Written by Don Cook & Charles Victor Rains
That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.
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Mixed metaphors
I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.
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Mixed metaphors
He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.
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Mixed metaphors
If I Had My Life To Live Over, I’d Live Over A Delicatessen
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We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.
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Mixed metaphors
We need to get a vacuum cleaner and hose him down.
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Mixed metaphors
Don't take any wooden Indians.
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Mixed metaphors
It Took A Helluva Man To Take My Anne, But It Sure Didn’t Take Him Long
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Just to throw some evidence on the fire.
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Mixed metaphors
I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
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Song Titles
We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.
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Mixed metaphors
Like a chicken with its hat off.
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The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.
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Mixed metaphors
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