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I can read him like an open can of worms.

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I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence

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Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

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We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

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I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

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Occasional Wife

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You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven

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It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.

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It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.

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Singing in the Bathtub

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Nashville Rash

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I’m Drinkin’ Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)

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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

Hockey Sports

I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love

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I wanted to come out of the chute on the right foot.

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Her parents got married out of wedlock.

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I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left

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It Took A Helluva Man To Take My Anne, But It Sure Didn’t Take Him Long

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Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

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I'm no Monday morning shortstop.

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