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Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

I Don’t Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy

Song Titles

Singing in the Bathtub

Song Titles

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

Miscellaneous Song Titles

Nothing lasts as long as a suit you don’t like.

Appearance Clothing

The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

Mixed metaphors

You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

Song Titles

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

Song Titles

The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

Mixed metaphors

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Mixed metaphors

How would I feel if I were sitting in your shoes?

Mixed metaphors

This is the piece of the puzzle that allows you to paint in the rest of the pie.

Mixed metaphors

Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Hockey Sports

Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

Definitions Places

When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

Mixed metaphors

I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.

Mixed metaphors

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

He was between a rock and the deep blue sea.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

Song Titles