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Author: Unknown Page 13
When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.
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Lemonade
Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.
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We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.
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You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy
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Written by Herb Coleman & Robert Morrison
Not the brightest bulb in the drawer.
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If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)
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I’m Not Married But The Wife Is
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Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike
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I've got an ace up my nose.
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I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me
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There's been a lot of spilt milk under the bridge.
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C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range
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Players' names should be entered in numeric order.
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I can see the light at the end of the rainbow.
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I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.
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Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart
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I don’t think we should jump at straws here.
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Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
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Necessity
I don't want that monkey around my neck.
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I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.
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