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If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

Song Titles

I could beat him with my eyes tied behind my back.

Mixed metaphors

The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.

Mixed metaphors

Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.

Mixed metaphors

Where do you draw the line? … Everything has to have been drawn originally.

Mixed metaphors

Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself

Song Titles

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. 

Hockey Sports

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me

Song Titles

You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven

Song Titles

Just then, the fickle finger of fate reared its ugly head.

Mixed metaphors

This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

Mixed metaphors

The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

Mixed metaphors

You Done My Brain In

Song Titles

That's using your head for something besides a footstool.

Mixed metaphors

I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

Mixed metaphors

Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer

Song Titles

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

Golf Situations Sports

He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.

Hockey Sports

I can see the light at the end of the rainbow.

Mixed metaphors