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And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

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Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most

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If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

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Party at the Prune Farm

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I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Boxing Sports

I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town

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… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

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He's cooking his goose deeper and deeper.

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… her last day as an eagle… flying off to greener pastures…

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Singing in the Bathtub

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A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay

That's the nail that broke the coffin's back.

Mixed metaphors

That's the one that really swayed me over.

Mixed metaphors

If you can't cut the cheese you're out of here!

Mixed metaphors

Full Drawers, Empty Arms

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I could hear the handwriting on the wall.

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It Took A Helluva Man To Take My Anne, But It Sure Didn’t Take Him Long

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Cow Cow Strut

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Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Hockey Sports

The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

Mixed metaphors