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I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Misspokements

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

Mixed metaphors

(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

Song Titles

I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

Song Titles

Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

Book Titles

… her last day as an eagle… flying off to greener pastures…

Mixed metaphors

I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.

Colemanballs

He's cooking his goose deeper and deeper.

Mixed metaphors

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Boxing Sports

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

Song Titles

Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?

Song Titles

I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back

Song Titles

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

Song Titles

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

Hockey Sports

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

Mixed metaphors

I don't want that monkey around my neck.

Mixed metaphors

Black Eyed Susan Brown

Song Titles

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

Mixed metaphors

That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

Mixed metaphors

He’s not the sharpest marble in the drawer.

Mixed metaphors