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Author: Unknown Page 2
Who Walks In When I Walk Out?
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Miscellaneous
Written by Al Goodhart / Ralph Freed / Al Hoffman
I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
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Song Titles
Written by Jimmy Eaton & Larry Wagner
I’ll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
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Song Titles
The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.
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Mixed metaphors
Mountain climbing
Why Can't Johnny Bowl?
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
Hog Sloppin’ Time in the Hollow
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Song Titles
I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
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Colemanballs
I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love
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Song Titles
She’s come out of this one looking like a rose.
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Mixed metaphors
Cow Cow Blues
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Song Titles
Written by Charles “Cow Cow” Davenport
I could beat him with my eyes tied behind my back.
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Mixed metaphors
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town
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Song Titles
When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.
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Mixed metaphors
Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?
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Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.
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Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.
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Mixed metaphors
I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me
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Song Titles
I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love
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Song Titles
I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.
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Mixed metaphors
It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.
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Golf
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This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.
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Mixed metaphors
On a water fountain
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