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We need to get a vacuum cleaner and hose him down.

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I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few

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You’d Think My Bed Was A Bus Stop, The Way You Come And Go

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It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.

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High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. 

Hockey Sports

He'll argue until the cat turns blue.

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How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

Situations Things

… the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire… these generally go for six hundred thousand.

Money Places

Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

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I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

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He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.

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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

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We’ll cross that bear when we get to it.

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Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

Definitions Places

Thanks To The Cathouse, I’m In The Doghouse With You

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Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

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When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

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I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.

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A true gentleman is a man who may know how to play the bagpipes – but doesn’t.

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I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse

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