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If you can't cut the cheese you're out of here!

Mixed metaphors

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

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He can squeeze money out of a turnip.

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The horses of Australia’s snowy mountains once served to harness the identity of a nation emerging from colonial rule.

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Party at the Prune Farm

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That's using your head for something besides a footstool.

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Don’t Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)

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…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.

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I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

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This is the piece of the puzzle that allows you to paint in the rest of the pie.

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We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

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I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"

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Why Can't Johnny Bowl?

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This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really

Colemanballs

When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.

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I could hear the handwriting on the wall.

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Skillet Full of Crisco

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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

Hockey Sports

He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk

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