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I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

Mixed metaphors

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

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He can squeeze money out of a turnip.

Mixed metaphors

Sometimes I feel like I'm swimming uphill against the grain.

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I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

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Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

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This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

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I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town

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I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

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I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.

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That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

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I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

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K-Mart Blue Light Special

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He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.

Hockey Sports

I could hear the handwriting on the wall.

Mixed metaphors

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

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If you don't wear your seat belt, you're just a missile waiting to happen.

Mixed metaphors

I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

Mixed metaphors

Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

Definitions Places

I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

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Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports