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I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

He can squeeze money out of a turnip.

Sometimes I feel like I'm swimming uphill against the grain.

I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town

I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.

That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

K-Mart Blue Light Special

He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.

I could hear the handwriting on the wall.

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

If you don't wear your seat belt, you're just a missile waiting to happen.

I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.