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Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.
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Colemanballs
I could hear the handwriting on the wall.
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Mixed metaphors
I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.
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I thought it might be a good idea for you to check base with him.
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Loose lips sink like a rock.
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Mixed metaphors
I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.
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Mixed metaphors
I’ll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
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I’m Drinkin’ Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)
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Song Titles
I’m Not Married But The Wife Is
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Song Titles
Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.
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Fellow Fags
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A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.
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Changes that will ignite our engines of growth
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I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
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It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.
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Mixed metaphors
Warm Beer And Cold Kisses
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Written by Stallins & Crowe
Pardon Me, I’ve Been Pardoned
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Song Titles
Written by Michael Manuel
Peekin’ In the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg
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Written by Lesley Nelson-Burns
All I Want From You is Away
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Written by Bobby Harden
The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.
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Mixed metaphors
Mountain climbing
Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.
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Mixed metaphors
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