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Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

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(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad

Miscellaneous

We want to brand the Renaissance name to the eyeballs in the chairs.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Hockey Sports

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

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Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

Definitions Places

This is the piece of the puzzle that allows you to paint in the rest of the pie.

Mixed metaphors

Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

Mixed metaphors

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

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It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.

Golf Occupations Sports Work

I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

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Full Drawers, Empty Arms

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I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

Mixed metaphors

If you can't cut the cheese you're out of here!

Mixed metaphors

I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

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Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

Book Titles

If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

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Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.

Mixed metaphors

Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

Mixed metaphors

Singing in the Bathtub

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