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I've got an ace up my nose.

Mixed metaphors

We want to brand the Renaissance name to the eyeballs in the chairs.

Mixed metaphors

I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

Mixed metaphors

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I’d Live Over A Delicatessen

Song Titles

Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.

Colemanballs

Occasional Wife

Song Titles

Beijing will collect and melt snow this winter in a bid to quench the water shortage that has plagued the Chinese capital for years.

Mixed metaphors

Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools

Book Titles Occupations Work

Things are different when you have fifteen people on your plate.

Mixed metaphors

This is a race where you can turn a corner, and then there’ll be another team right there breathing down your throat.

Mixed metaphors

They cut into a water main, and it was gushing like a mountain.

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I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town

Song Titles

Don't take any wooden Indians.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

Song Titles

I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)

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I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.

Mixed metaphors

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.

Golf Occupations Sports Work

Nothing lasts as long as a suit you don’t like.

Appearance Clothing

I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.

Colemanballs

Pardon Me, I’ve Been Pardoned

Song Titles