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If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms with Me
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Song Titles
Written by J. Fred Helf
You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
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Song Titles
Written by Lloyd George & Rollin Sullivan
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
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Mixed metaphors
Our old car bought the dirt.
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Mixed metaphors
I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.
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Mixed metaphors
He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.
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Mixed metaphors
Hesitation
We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.
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Mixed metaphors
I didn't have two minutes to rub together.
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Mixed metaphors
The horses of Australia’s snowy mountains once served to harness the identity of a nation emerging from colonial rule.
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Mixed metaphors
I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving
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Song Titles
I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"
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Old Flames Can’t Hold a Candle To You
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Written by Patricia Rose Sebert & Hugh Moffatt
Why Can't Johnny Bowl?
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
Don't take any wooden Indians.
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Mixed metaphors
I don't want that monkey around my neck.
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Mixed metaphors
Black Eyed Susan Brown
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Song Titles
Written by Al Goodhart Al Hoffman / Herbert Magidson
This is the piece of the puzzle that allows you to paint in the rest of the pie.
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Mixed metaphors
Lightbulb Hat
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer.
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Song Titles
When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.
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Mixed metaphors
He was between a rock and the deep blue sea.
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Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
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