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Author: Unknown Page 3
We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.
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Mixed metaphors
If you can't cut the cheese you're out of here!
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Mixed metaphors
While we are ingesting the author's valuable insights, we may also be swallowing his blind spots.
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Mixed metaphors
I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.
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Our methodology isn't cast in stone.
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Mixed metaphors
All I Want From You is Away
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Written by Bobby Harden
Skillet Full of Crisco
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Song Titles
Written by Null Cecil Allen
Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself
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Song Titles
That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.
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Mixed metaphors
If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms with Me
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Song Titles
Written by J. Fred Helf
When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.
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Mixed metaphors
Lemonade
Heart, We Did All We Could
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Written by Ned Miller & Teddi Barra
I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
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Get in the boat and swim or get out.
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Mixed metaphors
Cow Cow Strut
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Song Titles
Written by Barbara Chamberlin
Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike
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Cow Cow Blues
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Song Titles
Written by Charles “Cow Cow” Davenport
It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.
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Decisions
And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.
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Sports
And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
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Song Titles
There's been a lot of spilt milk under the bridge.
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Mixed metaphors
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