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The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

Mixed metaphors

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Mixed metaphors

If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!

Mixed metaphors

He took to it like a fish out of water.

Mixed metaphors

I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

Colemanballs

Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

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I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

Mixed metaphors

Players' names should be entered in numeric order.

Mixed metaphors

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay

Peekin’ In the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg

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Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few

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In about six months I'll be knocking on your shoulder.

Mixed metaphors

Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs

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You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often

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I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back

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Hog Sloppin’ Time in the Hollow

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You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

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It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.

Mixed metaphors

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

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