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I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse

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We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

Mixed metaphors

I thought it might be a good idea for you to check base with him.

Mixed metaphors

He's cooking his goose deeper and deeper.

Mixed metaphors

Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.

Lawyers Money

Sometimes I feel like I'm swimming uphill against the grain.

Mixed metaphors

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Hockey Sports

…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.

Mixed metaphors

Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools

Book Titles Occupations Work

If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms with Me

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He can squeeze money out of a turnip.

Mixed metaphors

There are things that will really sink home with you.

Mixed metaphors

The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Government Politics

I was so excited my heart about fell out of my stomach!

Mixed metaphors

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

Mixed metaphors

North End of a Southbound Mule

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This is a race where you can turn a corner, and then there’ll be another team right there breathing down your throat.

Mixed metaphors

You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play

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I wish they'd hurry up and get their act in gear.

Misspokements

It Took A Helluva Man To Take My Anne, But It Sure Didn’t Take Him Long

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It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me

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