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Cupid's Trash Truck

Rugby League is war without the frills.

(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

That's using your head for something besides a footstool.

I'm Sorry the Bridge Is Out, You'll Have to Spend the Night

He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.

The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.

No use beating him over the head with a dead horse.

Just to throw some evidence on the fire.

I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.

We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

I’m Not Married But The Wife Is

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

I'm no Monday morning shortstop.