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Cupid's Trash Truck
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
Rugby League is war without the frills.
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Conflict
Sports
Rugby
(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad
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Miscellaneous
Written by Dale Siegenthaler & Bob Warren
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
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Mixed metaphors
Necessity
That's using your head for something besides a footstool.
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Mixed metaphors
I'm Sorry the Bridge Is Out, You'll Have to Spend the Night
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Song Titles
Song & Title of a musical
Written by Bobby Pickett & Sheldon Allman
He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.
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Mixed metaphors
The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.
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Mixed metaphors
You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!
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Song Titles
Written by Mike Rayburn
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.
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Golf
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If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure
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Song Titles
Written by Stuart Holdsworth/Jack Routh & Randy Sharp
And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.
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Sports
No use beating him over the head with a dead horse.
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Misspokements
Just to throw some evidence on the fire.
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Mixed metaphors
I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.
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Mixed metaphors
We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.
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Mixed metaphors
I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.
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Mixed metaphors
I’m Not Married But The Wife Is
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Song Titles
… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…
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Mixed metaphors
Behavior
Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike
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Book Titles
I'm no Monday morning shortstop.
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Mixed metaphors
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