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Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, they are cruising into the semi-final.
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Mixed metaphors
Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
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Song Titles
Written by Hank Thompson & S. Nathan
You can't pull the wool out from under my nose!
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Mixed metaphors
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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Marriage
Romance
I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
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Colemanballs
The horses of Australia’s snowy mountains once served to harness the identity of a nation emerging from colonial rule.
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Mixed metaphors
Cupid's Trash Truck
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It’d Strain Our Love
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Song Titles
Drank Myself Under the Table Tryin to Get Over You
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Song Titles
Written by John Rinehold
I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.
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Mixed metaphors
Cow Imagination
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Miscellaneous
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.
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Mixed metaphors
I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.
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Mixed metaphors
The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.
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Mixed metaphors
Mountain climbing
Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.
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Mixed metaphors
I Don’t Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
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Song Titles
(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now
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Sports
Written by Ann J. Morton
I can read him like an open can of worms.
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Mixed metaphors
He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.
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Mixed metaphors
Hesitation
Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools
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Book Titles
Occupations
Work
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If I Had My Life To Live Over, I’d Live Over A Delicatessen
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Song Titles
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