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The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Put that in your hat and smoke it.

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

‘I am’ is the shortest sentence in the English Language; ‘I do’ is the longest.

Our old car bought the dirt.

If You Can’t Be Good, Be Bad With Me

A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

The deal fell through, so they're back to ground zero.

I’m Not Married But The Wife Is

While we are ingesting the author's valuable insights, we may also be swallowing his blind spots.

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me

Our methodology isn't cast in stone.

Singing in the Bathtub

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.