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I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

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That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

Mixed metaphors

Just then, the fickle finger of fate reared its ugly head.

Mixed metaphors

I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.

Mixed metaphors

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)

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Full Drawers, Empty Arms

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Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, they are cruising into the semi-final.

Mixed metaphors

I can read him like an open can of worms.

Mixed metaphors

Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?

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K-Mart Blue Light Special

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I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love

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That's using your head for something besides a footstool.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms with Me

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I Can’t Forget Old What’s Her Name

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It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.

Mixed metaphors

We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.

Mixed metaphors

I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

Miscellaneous Song Titles

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

Mixed metaphors

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"

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