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I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.

Mixed metaphors

Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

Song Titles

When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

Hockey Sports

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. 

Hockey Sports

North End of a Southbound Mule

Song Titles

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Mixed metaphors

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

Song Titles

Warm Beer And Cold Kisses

Song Titles

K-Mart Blue Light Special

Song Titles

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

Song Titles

Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

Song Titles

Nashville Rash

Song Titles

Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, they are cruising into the semi-final.

Mixed metaphors

Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

Book Titles

Occasional Wife

Song Titles

They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.

Mixed metaphors

A true gentleman is a man who may know how to play the bagpipes – but doesn’t.

Definitions

I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.

Mixed metaphors

Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?

Song Titles

(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad

Miscellaneous