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Author: Unknown Page 5
The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."
Unknown
Government
Politics
Put that in your hat and smoke it.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Fishing
Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
Unknown
Song Titles
Written by Hank Thompson & S. Nathan
I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.
Unknown
Boxing
Sports
‘I am’ is the shortest sentence in the English Language; ‘I do’ is the longest.
Unknown
Marriage
Our old car bought the dirt.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
If You Can’t Be Good, Be Bad With Me
Unknown
Song Titles
Written by Tim Bussey & Mark Maxwell
A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain.
Unknown
Appearance
People
Face
Of W. H. Auden
The deal fell through, so they're back to ground zero.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I’m Not Married But The Wife Is
Unknown
Song Titles
While we are ingesting the author's valuable insights, we may also be swallowing his blind spots.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I don’t think we should jump at straws here.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
Unknown
Song Titles
I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me
Unknown
Song Titles
Our methodology isn't cast in stone.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Singing in the Bathtub
Unknown
Song Titles
Written by Michael H. Cleary
I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.
Unknown
Hockey
Sports
I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Unknown
Colemanballs
The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Mountain climbing
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