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Author: Unknown Page 6
We want to brand the Renaissance name to the eyeballs in the chairs.
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Mixed metaphors
Warm Beer And Cold Kisses
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Song Titles
Written by Stallins & Crowe
Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools
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Book Titles
Occupations
Work
Engineer
They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.
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Mixed metaphors
North End of a Southbound Mule
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Song Titles
Written by Matt Heinecke
Old Flames Can’t Hold a Candle To You
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Song Titles
Written by Patricia Rose Sebert & Hugh Moffatt
He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.
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Hockey
Sports
About a European player
He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.
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Mixed metaphors
Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.
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Colemanballs
I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon
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Song Titles
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
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Mixed metaphors
I could hear the handwriting on the wall.
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Mixed metaphors
In about six months I'll be knocking on your shoulder.
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Mixed metaphors
Hold On To Your Men ‘Cause She’s Single Again
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Song Titles
I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.
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Mixed metaphors
I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!
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Mixed metaphors
No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
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Golf
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
‘I am’ is the shortest sentence in the English Language; ‘I do’ is the longest.
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Marriage
Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?
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Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
We’ll cross that bear when we get to it.
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Mixed metaphors
… her last day as an eagle… flying off to greener pastures…
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Mixed metaphors
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