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We want to brand the Renaissance name to the eyeballs in the chairs.

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I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

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I’m Not Married But The Wife Is

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I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

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I'm no Monday morning shortstop.

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If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

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I didn't have two minutes to rub together.

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Skillet Full of Crisco

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Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time

I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.

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We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

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Daughter: A person who Dad likes because she reminds him why he married his wife, and who Mom is afraid of because she reminds her of why her husband married her.

Definitions Family

… the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire… these generally go for six hundred thousand.

Money Places

Where do you draw the line? … Everything has to have been drawn originally.

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That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

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He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.

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I can read him like an open can of worms.

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The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

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Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.

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I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.

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