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Author: Unknown Page 6
I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.
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Mixed metaphors
I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
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Song Titles
Written by Jimmy Eaton & Larry Wagner
I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.
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Mixed metaphors
It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.
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Mixed metaphors
Decisions
Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike
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I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line
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Song Titles
Who Walks In When I Walk Out?
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Miscellaneous
Written by Al Goodhart / Ralph Freed / Al Hoffman
She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer.
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Song Titles
Not the brightest bulb in the drawer.
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Mixed metaphors
You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
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Song Titles
I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left
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Song Titles
The Resistance of Piles to Penetration
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Piles
That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.
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Mixed metaphors
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
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Song Titles
(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now
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Song Titles
Written by Ann J. Morton
I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
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Song Titles
… the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire… these generally go for six hundred thousand.
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From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
Dick, Dick What Did You Lick?
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Book Titles
I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.
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Mixed metaphors
The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.
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Mixed metaphors
We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.
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Mixed metaphors
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