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Author: Unknown Page 6
Who Walks In When I Walk Out?
Unknown
Miscellaneous
Written by Al Goodhart / Ralph Freed / Al Hoffman
I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
Unknown
Song Titles
Written by Jimmy Eaton & Larry Wagner
I can see the light at the end of the rainbow.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Hesitation
Throw the spaghetti onto the ceiling to see what sticks.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Like a chicken with its hat off.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
Unknown
Golf
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Living from hand to mouth like the birds of the air
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
No use beating him over the head with a dead horse.
Unknown
Misspokements
You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy
Unknown
Song Titles
Written by Herb Coleman & Robert Morrison
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Unknown
Communication
Wordplay
Paper
Verbal contract
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Unknown
Song Titles
All I Want From You is Away
Unknown
Song Titles
Written by Bobby Harden
Nashville Rash
Unknown
Song Titles
Written by Kenneth Dale Watson
I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care
Unknown
Song Titles
Written by Chick Rains & Wade Hayes
Why Can't Johnny Bowl?
Unknown
Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
I've got an ace up my nose.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me
Unknown
Song Titles
He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
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