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Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time

I ate enough to float a battleship!

Mixed metaphors

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. 

Hockey Sports

Beijing will collect and melt snow this winter in a bid to quench the water shortage that has plagued the Chinese capital for years.

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I was so excited my heart about fell out of my stomach!

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It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me

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Where do you draw the line? … Everything has to have been drawn originally.

Mixed metaphors

Here's Louie with the Sports

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I didn't have two minutes to rub together.

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The horses of Australia’s snowy mountains once served to harness the identity of a nation emerging from colonial rule.

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I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me

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Peekin’ In the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg

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Nashville Rash

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I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

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Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few

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… the Holy Land of Israel – a mecca for tourists.

Mixed metaphors

I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse

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There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.

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Legendary Chicken Fairy

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Fellow Fags

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