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We want to brand the Renaissance name to the eyeballs in the chairs.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.

Mixed metaphors

When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

Mixed metaphors

I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

Mixed metaphors

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

Mixed metaphors

Not the brightest bulb in the drawer.

Mixed metaphors

I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love

Song Titles

Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.

Mixed metaphors

(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad

Miscellaneous

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.

Mixed metaphors

If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!

Mixed metaphors

Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

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I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

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I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

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… the Holy Land of Israel – a mecca for tourists.

Mixed metaphors

Nothing lasts as long as a suit you don’t like.

Appearance Clothing

I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me

Song Titles

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

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You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!

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