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I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse

I’m between a rock and the frying pan.

I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

This is a race where you can turn a corner, and then there’ll be another team right there breathing down your throat.

Old Flames Can’t Hold a Candle To You

Our methodology isn't cast in stone.

I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town

We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back

There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.

That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

We had some hiccups in the road.

Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself

I'm no Monday morning shortstop.

Whoever put the letter ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back.

I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.

Her parents got married out of wedlock.

He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk

I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left

The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."