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How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

Situations Things

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

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The horses of Australia’s snowy mountains once served to harness the identity of a nation emerging from colonial rule.

Mixed metaphors

People tell me one thing one day and out the other.

Mixed metaphors

He'll argue until the cat turns blue.

Mixed metaphors

Warm Beer And Cold Kisses

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Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

Definitions Places

We had some hiccups in the road.

Mixed metaphors

I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.

Colemanballs

If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

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Just to throw some evidence on the fire.

Mixed metaphors

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

Mixed metaphors

The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.

Mixed metaphors

I was so excited my heart about fell out of my stomach!

Mixed metaphors

Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself

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I ate enough to float a battleship!

Mixed metaphors

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"

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You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

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I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left

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Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.

Mixed metaphors

I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

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