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I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse
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Song Titles
Written by Bob Warren & Sarah Crouch
I’m between a rock and the frying pan.
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Mixed metaphors
I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
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Song Titles
Written by Jimmy Eaton & Larry Wagner
This is a race where you can turn a corner, and then there’ll be another team right there breathing down your throat.
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Mixed metaphors
Racing
Old Flames Can’t Hold a Candle To You
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Song Titles
Written by Patricia Rose Sebert & Hugh Moffatt
Our methodology isn't cast in stone.
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Mixed metaphors
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town
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Song Titles
We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.
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Mixed metaphors
When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.
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Mixed metaphors
I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back
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Song Titles
There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.
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Mixed metaphors
That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.
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Mixed metaphors
We had some hiccups in the road.
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Mixed metaphors
Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself
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Song Titles
I'm no Monday morning shortstop.
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Mixed metaphors
Whoever put the letter ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back.
Unknown
Communication
Language
Subtle
I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.
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Mixed metaphors
Her parents got married out of wedlock.
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Mixed metaphors
He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk
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Song Titles
Written by Nathan Bell & Susan Shore
I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left
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Song Titles
The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."
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Government
Politics
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