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Get in the boat and swim or get out.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon

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If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)

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C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

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Hold On To Your Men ‘Cause She’s Single Again

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I’m Drinkin’ Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)

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Cow Cow Strut

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Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, they are cruising into the semi-final.

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You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven

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And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

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Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

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I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

Appearance People

I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me

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Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.

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I'm Sorry the Bridge Is Out, You'll Have to Spend the Night

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Not the brightest bulb in the drawer.

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I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.

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Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

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