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I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence

Song Titles

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

Miscellaneous Song Titles

There are things that will really sink home with you.

Mixed metaphors

I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!

Mixed metaphors

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

Song Titles

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey

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I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.

Mixed metaphors

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

Song Titles

Loose lips sink like a rock.

Mixed metaphors

Occasional Wife

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And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

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Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, they are cruising into the semi-final.

Mixed metaphors

Old Flames Can’t Hold a Candle To You

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C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

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I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse

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Lightbulb Hat

Song Titles

He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.

Mixed metaphors

I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.

Mixed metaphors