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I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

Song Titles

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

Song Titles

I'm no Monday morning shortstop.

Mixed metaphors

Here's Louie with the Sports

Song Titles

I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

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What goes around, stays in Vegas.

Mixed metaphors

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Boxing Sports

I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love

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If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

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When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.

Mixed metaphors

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage

I could see you itching at the bit.

Mixed metaphors

I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

Miscellaneous Song Titles

Beijing will collect and melt snow this winter in a bid to quench the water shortage that has plagued the Chinese capital for years.

Mixed metaphors

I could hear the handwriting on the wall.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey

Song Titles

We want to brand the Renaissance name to the eyeballs in the chairs.

Mixed metaphors

I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Mixed metaphors

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. 

Hockey Sports

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

Mixed metaphors

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay