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I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!

Mixed metaphors

There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.

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I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

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Cupid's Trash Truck

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A true gentleman is a man who may know how to play the bagpipes – but doesn’t.

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Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.

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Just then, the fickle finger of fate reared its ugly head.

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I'm tired of being a pawn in your game of checkers!

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The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

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Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.

Colemanballs

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

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If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

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If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!

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Legendary Chicken Fairy

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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

Hockey Sports

I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

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I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

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I’m between a rock and the frying pan.

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Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most

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I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.

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Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself

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