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I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.
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Mixed metaphors
Here's Louie with the Sports
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now
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Song Titles
Written by Ann J. Morton
Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.
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Mixed metaphors
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
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Mixed metaphors
Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.
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How would I feel if I were sitting in your shoes?
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Mixed metaphors
Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.
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Mixed metaphors
He'll argue until the cat turns blue.
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Mixed metaphors
You buttered your bread; now you'll have to sleep in it.
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Mixed metaphors
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse
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Song Titles
Written by Bob Warren & Sarah Crouch
Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.
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Mixed metaphors
He can squeeze money out of a turnip.
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Mixed metaphors
Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
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Song Titles
I’m between a rock and the frying pan.
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Mixed metaphors
…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.
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Mixed metaphors
You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play
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Song Titles
I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.
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Mixed metaphors
I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.
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Mixed metaphors
If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
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Song Titles
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