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He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

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All I Want From You is Away

Song Titles

That's using your head for something besides a footstool.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Not Married But The Wife Is

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We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

Mixed metaphors

Things are different when you have fifteen people on your plate.

Mixed metaphors

I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!

Mixed metaphors

He'll argue until the cat turns blue.

Mixed metaphors

I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me

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I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

Colemanballs

Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

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A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

Golf Situations Sports

He's cooking his goose deeper and deeper.

Mixed metaphors

If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms with Me

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My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

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Just then, the fickle finger of fate reared its ugly head.

Mixed metaphors

Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools

Book Titles Occupations Work

You’d Think My Bed Was A Bus Stop, The Way You Come And Go

Song Titles

Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

Definitions Places

You weigh up the pros and cons and try to put them into chronological order.

Miscellaneous

The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Government Politics