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I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Here's Louie with the Sports

(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

How would I feel if I were sitting in your shoes?

Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.

He'll argue until the cat turns blue.

You buttered your bread; now you'll have to sleep in it.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse

Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.

He can squeeze money out of a turnip.

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

I’m between a rock and the frying pan.

…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.

You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play

I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now