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Full Drawers, Empty Arms

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Peekin’ In the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg

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You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often

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My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

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Daughter: A person who Dad likes because she reminds him why he married his wife, and who Mom is afraid of because she reminds her of why her husband married her.

Definitions Family

I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Hockey Sports

Nashville Rash

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Lightbulb Hat

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I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.

Mixed metaphors

I Don’t Do Floors

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Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

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I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.

Mixed metaphors

We’ll cross that bear when we get to it.

Mixed metaphors

Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer

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I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Mixed metaphors

I Don’t Care If It Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of My Car

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