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I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

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Cow Cow Strut

Song Titles

There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.

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… her last day as an eagle… flying off to greener pastures…

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My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

Song Titles

I smell a rat… but I'll nip him in the bud.

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It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.

Golf Occupations Sports Work

You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD

Song Titles

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Boxing Sports

… the Holy Land of Israel – a mecca for tourists.

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The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

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Singing in the Bathtub

Song Titles

Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.

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Rugby League is war without the frills.

Conflict Sports

If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

Song Titles

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

Song Titles

I can read him like an open can of worms.

Mixed metaphors

(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

Sports

Who Walks In When I Walk Out?

Miscellaneous

Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.

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