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The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Government Politics

Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

Song Titles

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

Mixed metaphors

We had some hiccups in the road.

Mixed metaphors

That's the one that really swayed me over.

Mixed metaphors

Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

Book Titles

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

Mixed metaphors

I could hear the handwriting on the wall.

Mixed metaphors

I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.

Golf Occupations Sports Work

If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

Song Titles

All I Want From You is Away

Song Titles

I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few

Song Titles

The Resistance of Piles to Penetration

Book Titles Health

I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love

Song Titles

(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

Sports

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

Mixed metaphors

You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

Song Titles

Living from hand to mouth like the birds of the air

Mixed metaphors

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors