Author: A Murphy's Military Law

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

Arms Government Military Murphy’s Laws

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

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Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Arms Intelligence Military

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

No one ever carries too much ammo.

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