Author: A Murphy's Military Law

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

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Neutral countries – aren’t.

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Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map and compass.

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All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

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A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

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Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Surprise is an event that takes place only in the mind of a commander.

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Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

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Automatic weapons – aren’t.

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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

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If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

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No plan survives first contact intact.

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All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.

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When the enemy is closing, the artillery will always be long

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The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

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There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Military

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

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Tracers work BOTH ways.

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