Author: A Murphy's Military Law

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When the enemy is closing, the artillery will always be long

Military Murphy’s Laws

Anything you can do can get you killed – including doing nothing.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

Military

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

Military

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

Military

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Military Murphy’s Laws

[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws War

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places