Author: A Murphy's Military Law Page 2

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

Communication Military

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep

Military

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little while longer.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

Military

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws War

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss; whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Military

No plan survives first contact intact.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.

Appearance Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws War

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

Military Murphy’s Laws