Author: A Murphy's Military Law Page 3

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The weight of all of your equipment is proportional to the cube of the time you have been carrying it.

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The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

Military

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No plan survives first contact intact.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right-of-way.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Friendly fire – isn’t.

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Anything you can do can get you killed – including doing nothing.

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Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

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If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws War

All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.

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