Author: Anonymous Murphy’s Law

Whatever you want, you can’t have, what you can have, you don’t want.

Murphy’s Laws

If you are attempting the impossible, you will fail

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

The mud that won’t come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet.

Murphy’s Laws

The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

If you use a pole saw to saw a limb while standing on an aluminum ladder borrowed from your neighbor, the limb will fall in such a way as to bend the ladder before it knocks you to the ground.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Mother nature is a bitch.

Murphy’s Laws

A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) – or into the garbage disposal while it is running.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier machine.

Murphy’s Laws

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

Murphy’s Laws Work

No matter how hard you try, every once in a while, something is going right.

Murphy’s Laws

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver’s side of your car windshield.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whenever an expert is confounded by a seemingly insoluble problem, the solution is immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.

Murphy’s Laws

When you drop coins, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the others will roll out of sight.

Murphy’s Laws

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

It will always break just when you need it the most.

Murphy’s Laws Problems