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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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