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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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