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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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