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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.

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