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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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