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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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