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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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