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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around
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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.
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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.
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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.
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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.
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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.
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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.
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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.
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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.
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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.
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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.
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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.
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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.
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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.
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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.
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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.
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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.
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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.
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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
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