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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.