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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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