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Author: A.J.P. Taylor
He objected to ideas only when others had them.
A.J.P. Taylor
(1906 – 1990) British historian
Ideas
Insults
Intelligence
On politician Ernest Bevin
A racing tipster who only reached Hitler's level of accuracy would not do well for his clients.
A.J.P. Taylor
(1906 – 1990) British historian
People
Hitler
Like most of those who study history, he [Napoleon III] learned from the mistakes of the past how to make new ones.
A.J.P. Taylor
(1906 – 1990) British historian
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Napoleon
The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
A.J.P. Taylor
(1906 – 1990) British historian
Age
Old